Me: So, a ½ cup of sunflower seeds? Is this a possible thing?
Hubby: Just take a full cup, and cut it in half.
Me: No. I asked you if you could obtain for me ½ cup of sunflower seeds since I am home with a truck that needs new brakes and an illegal car
Hubby: You just said that you “needed” one
Me: I don’t love you.
Hubby: Not even half a cup of love?
Me: 😐
Hubby: I could get you a 40 lb bag of sunflower seeds from Rural King
Me: I hate you.
Hubby: Half a bag?
Me: I am making a recipe for humans that requires ½ cup sunflowers seeds – seeds out of their husk.
Hubby: I’ve never seen humans made that way.
Me: Bring me half a cup of sunflower seeds and you will.
Hubby: Fair enough.
